Saturday, April 22, 2006

If nothing else...

...controversy is good for ratings. So far, there have been 1,256 hits since 7:00am. Um, that's good for me...I should be a pay site. I'ms a-goin' STBS Premium Package next quarter, biznatches! But what can my loyal army of readers be called? Bearheads? Chris-chuns? (Get it?) What I need is Colbert's charisma and message discipline. Six months on the air and he already gets an eagle named after him? I at least deserve one of the law school's feral cats.