Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Game Day

Tonight is the Law League softball season opener, and I've never been more ready to sprain something. The defending Fall champions will take the field tonight against (I believe) a team of Sri Lankan aristocrats born with webbed feet and no tongues. It's either them or the 4Qs, but I forget which. In any case, show up at the Cotton Palace for a clinic on quibbling over the minutiae of softball rules. We dish it up like nothing you've ever seen before...especially if we can get DB in the dugout.