Tonight is the Law League softball season opener, and I've never been more ready to sprain something. The defending Fall champions will take the field tonight against (I believe) a team of Sri Lankan aristocrats born with webbed feet and no tongues. It's either them or the 4Qs, but I forget which. In any case, show up at the Cotton Palace for a clinic on quibbling over the minutiae of softball rules. We dish it up like nothing you've ever seen before...especially if we can get DB in the dugout.